I undertake very aggressive masturbation sessions that last an hour long. The main noise is generated by my hand rubbing against my dick and my hand rubbing rubbing my blanket. Its a 'slap slap slap ...' type noise. I also happen to have housemates and the walls are paper thin.

I fixed the problem by getting a pedestal fan and putting it on the medium setting. Drowned out all the noise. It also has the added benefit of keeping you cool without increasing the electric bill like the AC does.

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